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I voted Democrat, because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse. I voted Democrat, because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. I voted Democrat, because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. I voted Democrat, because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. I voted Democrat, because When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they are doing, because they now think we are good people. I voted Democrat, because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I voted Democrat, because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius. I voted Democrat, because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. I voted Democrat, because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. I voted Democrat, because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit. I voted Democrat, because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. I voted Democrat, because My head is so firmly planted up my arze that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
That' actually pretty accurate there, Free. I do believe some or most of it is actually in the party platform. I really have a hard time seeing a true lib denying much of any of it....except maybe the last sentence. I think I would add one more though.
I believe that people aren't smart enough to turn the channel on the radio or tv if someone says something on which I don't agree, therefore the government must control the airwaves and broadcasts to assure no one says anything contrary to government policy.
I believe that people aren't smart enough to turn the channel on the radio or tv if someone says something on which I don't agree, therefore the government must control the airwaves and broadcasts to assure no one says anything contrary to government policy.
QUOTE(burford @ Mar 7 2010, 12:27 PM) 
That' actually pretty accurate there, Free. I do believe some or most of it is actually in the party platform. I really have a hard time seeing a true lib denying much of any of it....except maybe the last sentence. I think I would add one more though.
I believe that people aren't smart enough to turn the channel on the radio or tv if someone says something on which I don't agree, therefore the government must control the airwaves and broadcasts to assure no one says anything contrary to government policy.
I believe that people aren't smart enough to turn the channel on the radio or tv if someone says something on which I don't agree, therefore the government must control the airwaves and broadcasts to assure no one says anything contrary to government policy.
No doubt that on is also already on the agenda. Completes the take over.
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