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My Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.13 years
Lower Quartile: 77.31 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 86.60 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 94.18 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
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, Feb 26 2012 04:32 PM
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 04:47 PM
Life Expectancy: 71.52 years
Lower Quartile: 63.08 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 73.66 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 81.90 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
Lower Quartile: 63.08 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 73.66 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 81.90 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
"Duty then is the most sublime word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 05:27 PM
Oops, I answer a few questions wrong...
Life Expectancy: 72.44 years
Lower Quartile: 64.44 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 74.60 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 82.69 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
This is 5 years longer than my dad and like 20 years longer than his dad. His mom probably died somewhere around this age. My mom hasn't it made it here yet. Her dad died at age 70 and her mother died at age 82.
If I put age 29 (less than a month away) I get this:
Life Expectancy: 72.51 years
Lower Quartile: 64.51 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 74.63 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 82.71 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
Life Expectancy: 72.44 years
Lower Quartile: 64.44 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 74.60 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 82.69 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
This is 5 years longer than my dad and like 20 years longer than his dad. His mom probably died somewhere around this age. My mom hasn't it made it here yet. Her dad died at age 70 and her mother died at age 82.
If I put age 29 (less than a month away) I get this:
Life Expectancy: 72.51 years
Lower Quartile: 64.51 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 74.63 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 82.71 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
"Duty then is the most sublime word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less." - Robert E. Lee
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:13 PM
According to that, I'm lucky to be alive. Unprotected sex and shared drug needles from now on, baby ....
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:26 PM
Duquesne Frog, on 26 February 2012 - 07:13 PM, said:
According to that, I'm lucky to be alive. Unprotected sex and shared drug needles from now on, baby ....
One thing I don't like about the thought of being a centenarian is that when I say weird things when I'm really old, they'll call it senility.
It is just weirdness, you whippersnappers!
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:37 PM
Interesting: Thanks PCF. I'll settle for median just as long as I can still chase the little woman around.
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.64 years
Lower Quartile: 78.71 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.65 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 95.20 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
My grandfathers lived to be 86 and 97. (the 86'er only had one lung since he was 17 in WW I and was quite the wild Irishman in his heyday. My Father and Mother only lived until their mid 70's but we lost them due to environmental (work related) and early childhood (rheumatic heart) circumstances. All my Great Grandfather's brothers (Dad's side) lived into their late 90's so this appears to be a pretty realistic result.
Looks like I'm gonna be around here for quite awhile.
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.64 years
Lower Quartile: 78.71 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.65 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 95.20 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
My grandfathers lived to be 86 and 97. (the 86'er only had one lung since he was 17 in WW I and was quite the wild Irishman in his heyday. My Father and Mother only lived until their mid 70's but we lost them due to environmental (work related) and early childhood (rheumatic heart) circumstances. All my Great Grandfather's brothers (Dad's side) lived into their late 90's so this appears to be a pretty realistic result.
Looks like I'm gonna be around here for quite awhile.
Just a microcosm of the fantasy of the left and the ends they'll go to to make it seem real!" "The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance." — Albert
And there, in this horn, were eyes like the eyes of a man, and a mouth speaking pompous words. (Dan. 7 v.8)
And there, in this horn, were eyes like the eyes of a man, and a mouth speaking pompous words. (Dan. 7 v.8)
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:48 PM
OH OH........Mine said I died five years ago! 
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."
Thomas Jefferson
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 07:54 PM
Whisky Dude, on 26 February 2012 - 07:48 PM, said:
OH OH........Mine said I died five years ago!
Better switch to better grade whiskey. At least you will enjoy your remaining years more.
Just a microcosm of the fantasy of the left and the ends they'll go to to make it seem real!" "The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance." — Albert
And there, in this horn, were eyes like the eyes of a man, and a mouth speaking pompous words. (Dan. 7 v.8)
And there, in this horn, were eyes like the eyes of a man, and a mouth speaking pompous words. (Dan. 7 v.8)
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:19 PM
fnfreebird, on 26 February 2012 - 07:54 PM, said:
Better switch to better grade whiskey. At least you will enjoy your remaining years more.
Yep!
.........." Theres more old drunks, then there are old doctors,....so I guess we better have another round!"
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."
Thomas Jefferson
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:28 PM
fnfreebird, on 26 February 2012 - 07:37 PM, said:
Interesting: Thanks PCF. I'll settle for median just as long as I can still chase the little woman around.
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.64 years
Lower Quartile: 78.71 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.65 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 95.20 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
My grandfathers lived to be 86 and 97. (the 86'er only had one lung since he was 17 in WW I and was quite the wild Irishman in his heyday. My Father and Mother only lived until their mid 70's but we lost them due to environmental (work related) and early childhood (rheumatic heart) circumstances. All my Great Grandfather's brothers (Dad's side) lived into their late 90's so this appears to be a pretty realistic result.
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 86.64 years
Lower Quartile: 78.71 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 87.65 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 95.20 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
My grandfathers lived to be 86 and 97. (the 86'er only had one lung since he was 17 in WW I and was quite the wild Irishman in his heyday. My Father and Mother only lived until their mid 70's but we lost them due to environmental (work related) and early childhood (rheumatic heart) circumstances. All my Great Grandfather's brothers (Dad's side) lived into their late 90's so this appears to be a pretty realistic result.
I lost one grandparent at age 63 and the others all hit at least the mid 80's, but I assume nothing.
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:43 PM
Whisky Dude, on 26 February 2012 - 09:19 PM, said:
Yep!
.........." Theres more old drunks, then there are old doctors,....so I guess we better have another round!"
.........." Theres more old drunks, then there are old doctors,....so I guess we better have another round!"
HERE'S TO LONGEVITY....
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Just a microcosm of the fantasy of the left and the ends they'll go to to make it seem real!" "The only thing more dangerous than ignorance is arrogance." — Albert
And there, in this horn, were eyes like the eyes of a man, and a mouth speaking pompous words. (Dan. 7 v.8)
And there, in this horn, were eyes like the eyes of a man, and a mouth speaking pompous words. (Dan. 7 v.8)
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:11 AM
pcf, on 26 February 2012 - 09:28 PM, said:
I lost one grandparent at age 63 and the others all hit at least the mid 80's, but I assume nothing.
Same, except my early-death grandparent died of a heart attack at 53. And then my dad had triple bypass at age ... 53. So I'm not looking forward to the year 2028 ...
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
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The food you love, the time you deserve® ...
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:27 AM
pcf, on 26 February 2012 - 07:26 PM, said:
One thing I don't like about the thought of being a centenarian is that when I say weird things when I'm really old, they'll call it senility.
What are we supposed to call it now, then?
Vulgarity is like art - everybody thinks they know what it is, yet nobody can agree on what it is.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:36 AM
According to this test I died last month. Please advise my heirs.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:47 AM
Duquesne Frog, on 27 February 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:
Same, except my early-death grandparent died of a heart attack at 53. And then my dad had triple bypass at age ... 53. So I'm not looking forward to the year 2028 ...
Yeah, having two parents who are bypass patients doesn't give me a warm and fuzzy. But at least they're both 70+.
Vulgarity is like art - everybody thinks they know what it is, yet nobody can agree on what it is.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:51 AM
RSF, on 27 February 2012 - 08:27 AM, said:
What are we supposed to call it now, then?
"pcf's unique perspective" is respectful, but still suggestive that there may be something a bit off.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:58 AM
RSF, on 27 February 2012 - 08:47 AM, said:
Yeah, having two parents who are bypass patients doesn't give me a warm and fuzzy. But at least they're both 70+.
Just give up eating the foods you like.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 01:33 PM
I like this test. It's given me the longest expectancy by far of any of the others I've taken.
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.91 years
Lower Quartile: 78.09 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.11 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 96.12 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 85.91 years
Lower Quartile: 78.09 years (75% chance you will live longer than this)
Median Lifetime: 88.11 years (50% chance you will live longer than this)
Upper Quartile: 96.12 years (25% chance you will live longer than this)
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 01:42 PM
I am going to outlive you all. Gonna get boring around here with no one to talk to...
While it's true that God's perfect timing is not mine
I am learning that His peace is more than perfect all the time
And maybe that's what we're all really after in the end:
Peace that passeth understanding, the kind we pass as friends.
-- david m. bailey
I am learning that His peace is more than perfect all the time
And maybe that's what we're all really after in the end:
Peace that passeth understanding, the kind we pass as friends.
-- david m. bailey
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 03:05 PM
FriskyFrog, on 27 February 2012 - 01:42 PM, said:
I am going to outlive you all. Gonna get boring around here with no one to talk to...
Now I feel really sad for the void that my demise will cause all over the internets.
That reminds me, I need to leave all my collection of links to funny cat videos to the Smithsonian Museum.
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