The General Board Sucks Thread
#1
Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:13 PM
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You got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
--U2
#3
Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:25 PM
And then RadioShack will come back and be funny?
You got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
--U2
#5
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:27 PM
You ain't kidding sister ...
I told you bastards you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
#6
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:37 PM
I told you bastards you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...
And Purple Majesty's Club Ignore is just a boarded-up remnant of its glory days...
(I grew my hair long for nothing!)
You got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
--U2
#7
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:37 PM
With RSF doing his foster dad thing, Boston Frog planning his wedding, oldscribe bored with the same ol' same ol' topics and horse-beaters, and other regular "moderate" voices absent, this place is about as exciting as Waco.
Even Duq hasn't been his old self--nary a chart or graph in a while.
You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
#8
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:41 PM
I threw a few in 85Scott's most recent global warming denial screed, but I have to admit, my heart wasn't in it ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
#9
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:48 PM
I can sing like Archie if you can sing like Edith ...
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.
Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
And you know who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
People seemed to be content. Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.
Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong. Those Were The Days.
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
#10
Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:52 PM
See now Purple Majesty would love this...
Ooops, nevermind.
Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
You got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
--U2
#11
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:01 PM
#12
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:01 PM
If you're to believe those Viagra commercials, those are not mutually exclusive ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
#13
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:03 PM
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way.
La la la la...
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days
The preceding is a multi-purpose response. Either Duq can use it as a song rebuttal...or Frisco can use it as my reply to her question.
You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
#14
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:13 PM
The women of my dreams would have #1, then I'd have #2, then she'd have even more of #1,...
Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.
#15
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:21 PM
Long crescendoing musical intro
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces
Extended female scream
Long decrescendoing deneumont
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
#16
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:23 PM
Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.
I am unfamiliar with "position 2"...
Okay, now everybody tell me your all-time favorite joke. Mine is "Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
You got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
--U2
#17
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:28 PM
To do it right requires a hydraulic jack and a bathtub full of haluski ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
#18
Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:38 PM
And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...
You got to do what you should
One life, with each other
Sisters, brothers
One life, but we're not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other
--U2
#20
Posted 20 August 2007 - 03:02 PM
If you're in Frisco, yeah. In Carrollton, substitute the midgets with albino kleptomaniacs ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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