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#74101 SFA Frog

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 05:57 PM

If I were to want TV at my new house, would I have to open a separate DirecTV account or could it piggyback somehow on the one at my house I live in now?

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 06:01 PM

I was told today that I can't be a pastor today because I don't have a wife and for me to be effective I need to get one soon.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 06:07 PM

If I were to want TV at my new house, would I have to open a separate DirecTV account or could it piggyback somehow on the one at my house I live in now?

Not unless you run a really long wire from your current house to your new one. Otherwise you are a separate customer.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 06:11 PM

I was told today that I can't be a pastor today because I don't have a wife and for me to be effective I need to get one soon.



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Posted 31 May 2012 - 06:18 PM

Not unless you run a really long wire from your current house to your new one. Otherwise you are a separate customer.

Why can't he do a Slingbox? I think Go knows about that. Our neighbors did that for their daughter when she was at school.

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 08:04 PM

I was told today that I can't be a pastor today because I don't have a wife and for me to be effective I need to get one soon.

Did a woman say this to you? What about your Mexicana?
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 08:07 PM

I was told today that I can't be a pastor today because I don't have a wife and for me to be effective I need to get one soon.


Probably wouldn't help your cause, but you could tell them you were trying to keep your options open for getting into priesthood ...
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 08:07 PM

If I were to want TV at my new house, would I have to open a separate DirecTV account or could it piggyback somehow on the one at my house I live in now?


DirecTV will move it to your new house for free, but then it won't be available at the old house.


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Posted 31 May 2012 - 08:38 PM

DirecTV will move it to your new house for free, but then it won't be available at the old house.

No more TV for Mama
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 08:43 PM

If you're going to buy a bride, go Asian. Much more servile and slightly less crazy than a Russian. Just make sure you actually get a woman. This is aimed at anybody and everybody here.
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:37 PM

If you're going to buy a bride, go Asian. Much more servile and slightly less crazy than a Russian. Just make sure you actually get a woman. This is aimed at anybody and everybody here.

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In the book The Kinks: The Official Biography, Davies says that he was inspired to write this song after the band manager Robert Wace had spent the night dancing with a transvestite. Davies said, In his apartment, Robert had been dancing with this black woman, and he said, 'I'm really onto a thing here.' And it was okay until we left at six in the morning and then I said, 'Have you seen the stubble?' He said 'Yeah,' but ...I think.
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Posted 31 May 2012 - 09:44 PM


Tremendous tune. Love the Kinks. Underrated band.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:35 AM

Did a woman say this to you? What about your Mexicana?


A middle aged black lady went off about it.

I waited too long to do anything.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:35 AM

I was told today that I can't be a pastor today because I don't have a wife and for me to be effective I need to get one soon.


I would think that is something that , you know,..maybe you should have been made aware of........BEFORE hand. :laugh:
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:36 AM

No more TV for Mama


Since she has been paying for it and watches it more than me, it will stay at this house.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:37 AM

I would think that is something that , you know,..maybe you should have been made aware of........BEFORE hand. :laugh:


It was a lady I work with at the school.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:43 AM

It was a lady I work with at the school.


O.K. No biggy then.

Hey............leave the dish for your Mom and pick up a nice bundle deal from a cable provider. Most of them will jump through hoops to get and keep a customer nowadays. At home I pay 102.00 a month for.........30 meg net, phone service to anywhere in North America, with call waiting, answering service, ect ect,...AND...........Basic expanded cable with HD, and the HBO and Max tier.

Thats pretty good in my book. Phone, Cable, AND Net for a hundred bucks? Not bad at all.
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:48 AM

O.K. No biggy then.

Hey............leave the dish for your Mom and pick up a nice bundle deal from a cable provider. Most of them will jump through hoops to get and keep a customer nowadays. At home I pay 102.00 a month for.........30 meg net, phone service to anywhere in North America, with call waiting, answering service, ect ect,...AND...........Basic expanded cable with HD, and the HBO and Max tier.

Thats pretty good in my book. Phone, Cable, AND Net for a hundred bucks? Not bad at all.


I'm moving to a community with 110 people about 10 miles from civilization. There is no cable. There is more livestock than people.

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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:55 AM

I'm moving to a community with 110 people about 10 miles from civilization. There is no cable. There is more livestock than people.


10 miles isnt much. Well...........maybe you can stock up on BOOKS to pass the time. Or at night you can go Cow tipping!...LOL
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 06:02 AM

10 miles isnt much. Well...........maybe you can stock up on BOOKS to pass the time. Or at night you can go Cow tipping!...LOL


When the closest civilization is my current hometown, 10 miles is the middle of nowhere. It's almost halfway between Athens and Palestine on Texas 19. Our county only has about 40,000 non-institutionalized residents. The rest are residents of the state at the 5 jails and prisons on the 20,000 acre Coffield Farm.

I do have cows as neighbors. I live between my chech, the VFD, Community Center and Baptist church.

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