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Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:13 PM
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The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:22 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:43 PM) 
That is all.
4 words: "Only 12 more days"!
“... at night ... guarded by eighty sentinels ... Ernesto IV trembles in his room. All the doors fastened with ten bolts, and the adjoining rooms, above as well as below him, packed with soldiers... If a plank creaks in the floor, he snatches up his pistols and imagines there is a Liberal hiding under his bed. At once all the bells in the castle are set ringing ... the Minister of Police takes good care not to deny the existence of any conspiracy; on the contrary, alone with the Prince, and armed to the teeth, he inspects every corner of the rooms, looks under the beds, and, in a word, gives himself up to a whole heap of ridiculous actions worthy of an old woman." --Stendahl, The Charterhouse of Parma (1839)
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 12:25 PM
QUOTE(NewfoundlandFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 01:22 PM)
4 words: "Only 12 more days"!
And then RadioShack will come back and be funny?
The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:23 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:55 PM)
And then RadioShack will come back and be funny?
He can't be funny...he's "linked" to all sorts of unfunny people and parties. And that completely proves he isn't funny.
So there. [stamps foot]
“... at night ... guarded by eighty sentinels ... Ernesto IV trembles in his room. All the doors fastened with ten bolts, and the adjoining rooms, above as well as below him, packed with soldiers... If a plank creaks in the floor, he snatches up his pistols and imagines there is a Liberal hiding under his bed. At once all the bells in the castle are set ringing ... the Minister of Police takes good care not to deny the existence of any conspiracy; on the contrary, alone with the Prince, and armed to the teeth, he inspects every corner of the rooms, looks under the beds, and, in a word, gives himself up to a whole heap of ridiculous actions worthy of an old woman." --Stendahl, The Charterhouse of Parma (1839)
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:27 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:13 PM)
That is all.
You ain't kidding sister ...
I told you bastards you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:37 PM
QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:27 PM)
You ain't kidding sister ...
I told you bastards you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...
I told you bastards you'd regret kicking Endzone out ...
And Purple Majesty's Club Ignore is just a boarded-up remnant of its glory days...
(I grew my hair long for nothing!)
The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:37 PM
Agree, Frisco.
With RSF doing his foster dad thing, Boston Frog planning his wedding, oldscribe bored with the same ol' same ol' topics and horse-beaters, and other regular "moderate" voices absent, this place is about as exciting as Waco.
Even Duq hasn't been his old self--nary a chart or graph in a while.
With RSF doing his foster dad thing, Boston Frog planning his wedding, oldscribe bored with the same ol' same ol' topics and horse-beaters, and other regular "moderate" voices absent, this place is about as exciting as Waco.
Even Duq hasn't been his old self--nary a chart or graph in a while.
Dumb suggests an absence of knowledge; stupid goes to judgment. --Jay Cronley
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You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:41 PM
QUOTE(HFrog71 @ Aug 20 2007, 03:37 PM)
Even Duq hasn't been his old self--nary a chart or graph in a while.
I threw a few in 85Scott's most recent global warming denial screed, but I have to admit, my heart wasn't in it ...
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:48 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:37 PM)
And Purple Majesty's Club Ignore is just a boarded-up remnant of its glory days...
I can sing like Archie if you can sing like Edith ...
Boy, the way Glenn Miller played. Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.
Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
And you know who you were then. Girls were girls and men were men.
Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
People seemed to be content. Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.
Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong. Those Were The Days.
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 01:52 PM
QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:48 PM)
Girls were girls and men were men.
See now Purple Majesty would love this...
QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:48 PM)
Hair was short and skirts were long
Ooops, nevermind.
Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:01 PM
I'm still here. But until I get out of graduate school I won't have time to play like I used to.
"There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always uite the something you were after." -JRR Tolkien
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:01 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:52 PM)
Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
If you're to believe those Viagra commercials, those are not mutually exclusive ...
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:03 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 02:52 PM)
Somebody start an interesting conversation about anything!! I'll start...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
Those were the days my friend
We thought they'd never end
We'd sing and dance forever and a day
We'd live the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way.
La la la la...
Those were the days, oh yes those were the days
The preceding is a multi-purpose response. Either Duq can use it as a song rebuttal...or Frisco can use it as my reply to her question.
Dumb suggests an absence of knowledge; stupid goes to judgment. --Jay Cronley
You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:13 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 05:22 PM)
...Would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?
The women of my dreams would have #1, then I'd have #2, then she'd have even more of #1,...
Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.
“... at night ... guarded by eighty sentinels ... Ernesto IV trembles in his room. All the doors fastened with ten bolts, and the adjoining rooms, above as well as below him, packed with soldiers... If a plank creaks in the floor, he snatches up his pistols and imagines there is a Liberal hiding under his bed. At once all the bells in the castle are set ringing ... the Minister of Police takes good care not to deny the existence of any conspiracy; on the contrary, alone with the Prince, and armed to the teeth, he inspects every corner of the rooms, looks under the beds, and, in a word, gives himself up to a whole heap of ridiculous actions worthy of an old woman." --Stendahl, The Charterhouse of Parma (1839)
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:21 PM
QUOTE(HFrog71 @ Aug 20 2007, 04:03 PM)
Either Duq can use it as a song rebuttal...
Long crescendoing musical intro
One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces
Extended female scream
Long decrescendoing deneumont
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:23 PM
QUOTE(NewfoundlandFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:13 PM)
The women of my dreams would have #1, then I'd have #2, then she'd have even more of #1,...
Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.
Of course it works just as well starting at position 2 and working the cycle that way! In your single person setup, you're just thinking uh er inside the box.
I am unfamiliar with "position 2"...
Okay, now everybody tell me your all-time favorite joke. Mine is "Why did the pervert cross the road? His [Richard] was stuck in the chicken."
The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:28 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 04:23 PM)
I am unfamiliar with "position 2"...
To do it right requires a hydraulic jack and a bathtub full of haluski ...
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:38 PM
QUOTE(Duquesne Frog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:28 PM)
To do it right requires a hydraulic jack and a bathtub full of haluski ...
And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...
The sun comes up, it's a new day dawning
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
It's time to sing Your song again
Whatever may pass, and whatever lies before me
Let me be singing when the evening comes
--Matt Redman, 10,000 Reasons
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 02:48 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 03:38 PM)
And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...
Dumb suggests an absence of knowledge; stupid goes to judgment. --Jay Cronley
You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
You can't fix stupid. --Ron White
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Posted 20 August 2007 - 03:02 PM
QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Aug 20 2007, 04:38 PM)
And two midgets dressed in drag? In that case I have done it before...
If you're in Frisco, yeah. In Carrollton, substitute the midgets with albino kleptomaniacs ...
Worse? How can things get any worse?!?! Take a look around! We're standing at the threshold of hell!
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
The food you love, the time you deserveŽ ...
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