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#2921 NewfoundlandFrog

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 09:49 AM

QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Mar 31 2008, 12:15 PM) View Post
I fear these words will appear in an obituary of mine some day...


We all here hope and pray that it WON'T say "young".  Well except at heart, of course!
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 09:53 AM

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I think every generation thinks that they invented sex.



Very true.

BTW, is anyone watching the "John Adams" mini-series on HBO?

The humping scenes of John and Abigail weren't covered in Dr Proctor's classes.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 09:56 AM

QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Mar 31 2008, 10:45 AM) View Post
I fear these words will appear in an obituary of mine some day...



Heck, after my divorce I put "promiscuity" on my near-term goals list. tongue.gif
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 09:58 AM

QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Mar 31 2008, 10:45 AM) View Post
I fear these words will appear in an obituary of mine some day...



You planning on dying young?




Wait, that didn't come out right.......




You planning on dying young and large?
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:00 AM

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I didn't know that stuff like that happened in the '20s. Didn't casual sex begin in the '60s with those filthy hippies?  rolleyes.gif tongue.gif

20s indeed! To flesh out (don't get excited) my report, this was in 1956 and the guy in question was no rookie himself. One of those ``unforgettable character'' types, he was from a prominent family but had been given a choice by an Amarillo judge about 1948 -- ``Join the army or marry the girl'' -- and had joined the army. He was tending bar in the NCO club on Guam when the North Koreans invaded S. Korea. He was handed a rifle, t0ld he was now an infantryman, and shipped off. A while later he wound up being chased by a Red Chinese tank. Came back, got into UT on probation since he had never graduated HS, posted great grades as a freshman, and then, off probation, majored in beer drinking and carousing. Oddly enuff, I went to college in the 50s with several WWII and Korean vets, which broadened my outlook, improved my card-playing and imbibing skills and almost led to my flunking out. Oh, casual sex has always been around. It just didn't receive much publicity until the 60s or become really widespread until the pill removed some of the worry (this is surmise; I was married by the time the pill was in widespread use).

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:01 AM

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Very true.

BTW, is anyone watching the "John Adams" mini-series on HBO?

The humping scenes of John and Abigail weren't covered in Dr Proctor's classes.

I haven't had a chance yet to catch up with my DVR, but now that you're telling me I have to look out for Paul Giamatti sex scenes, I'm not sure I want to.  Nothing wrong with Laura Linney ... hopefully we're seeing more of her ...
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:02 AM

QUOTE(FriscoFrog @ Mar 31 2008, 09:45 AM) View Post
I fear these words will appear in an obituary of mine some day...

I've seen her, and I've seen you. You got nothing to worry about. Unless Louisville has a drastic and heretofore unsuspected effect on women.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:10 AM

QUOTE(HFrog71 @ Mar 31 2008, 10:53 AM) View Post
Very true.

BTW, is anyone watching the "John Adams" mini-series on HBO?

The humping scenes of John and Abigail weren't covered in Dr Proctor's classes.

Good show.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:20 AM

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Unless Louisville has a drastic and heretofore unsuspected effect on women.


My husband is concerned about this.  He hasn't been too impressed with what he's seen so far...


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#2930 FriskyFrog

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:23 AM

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Heck, after my divorce I put "promiscuity" on my near-term goals list. tongue.gif


If I could go back in time and return to college I would have lots of meaningless sex this time around...


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:25 AM

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My husband is concerned about this.  He hasn't been too impressed with what he's seen so far...



Well, it's only 100 miles from Cincinnati, and it's just a stone's throw from Indiana.




There's two big plusses right there.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 10:49 AM

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Well they were called the "Roaring 20s"...

I think every generation thinks that they invented sex.



I won't claim I invented, but certainly did perfect it.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:00 AM

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If I could go back in time and return to college I would have lots of meaningless sex this time around...



A tanker pilot is about as meaningless as you can get. tongue.gif
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:02 AM

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I haven't had a chance yet to catch up with my DVR, but now that you're telling me I have to look out for Paul Giamatti sex scenes, I'm not sure I want to. Nothing wrong with Laura Linney ... hopefully we're seeing more of her ...



Giamatti is playing Adams as fat, bald, and sweaty.  Unfortunately, you see more of him than Laura Linney.
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:05 AM

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A tanker pilot is about as meaningless as you can get. tongue.gif


Technically that sex was after college.  I graduated from TCU a virgin.  And the tanker pilot wasn't meaningless because it was a long (boring) relationship.  I'm talking about one night stands with hot guys.  Back then I was too worried about "finding Mr. Right" and "being in love".  blah, blah, blah


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:09 AM

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Technically that sex was after college. I graduated from TCU a virgin. And the tanker pilot wasn't meaningless because it was a long (boring) relationship. I'm talking about one night stands with hot guys. Back then I was too worried about "finding Mr. Right" and "being in love". blah, blah, blah



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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:09 AM

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Back then I was too worried about "finding Mr. Right" and "being in love".  blah, blah, blah



Hopeless romantic.......    biggrin.gif
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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:14 AM

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All you missed out on were those awful "coyote ugly" moments.


Are you saying a guy would chew off his arm to get away from me the next morning?  Wow, that's harsh.


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:18 AM

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Are you saying a guy would chew off his arm to get away from me the next morning?  Wow, that's harsh.



OH, I don't know.


http://www.coyoteuglysaloon.com/uglypix/ma...?g2_itemId=9783


or these


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Posted 31 March 2008 - 11:19 AM

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One of those ``unforgettable character'' types, he was from a prominent family but had been given a choice by an Amarillo judge about 1948 -- ``Join the army or marry the girl'' -- and had joined the army.

Wise choice, even with the whole Korea thing.  biggrin.gif

1956? Aw, I always imagined you dancing the Charleston and driving around in an old Model T Ford.  tongue.gif
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